In order to provide the highest quality podcasting experience we provide the Serial Sidelines Every Show Explicit Guarantee, assuring you of a consistent, high quality, obscenity-laden show.
We guarantee that every show will contain one or more of the following:
1. The “F-bomb”
2. Other words for poop
3. References to penises, masturbation, sex, or most likely all three.
There is no bleeped or edited version available since the hour-long (target time) show would result in one of the following:
- Deafness due to bleeping sounds or
- A ten minute episode consisting of only connecting words and brand names
